Canker is a mockup Weegee/furry/"Weenee" as the haters refer to Weegee, and is the most loyal servant in Malleo's army. He is quite weak and his only ability is farting. He first appeared in The Rise of Sqeegee 7, where he was a part of the army and was instantly ordered to attack random Fakegees. He had encountered Opigee, Freegee, and FelixtheContributor. He then fought Morshu and the King alongside Malleo and the rest of his army, only to be blown away by Morshu's bombs. He later returned in The Rise of Sqeegee 8, revealing that the explosion didn't kill him, and Malleo was reminiscing about how Canker was all that he had left, until Sqeegee arrived and killed Canker.